

Thoughts from an educated binge drinking twenty something by the beach




Summer in P.B., you gotta love it. But at the same time, it’s kinda out of control. The traffic is insane, the parking sucks, and there’s people everywhere. I must be getting old. P.B. on a sunny summer day is a sight to see. Now, there’s talk of banning alcohol from the beach and I never thought it would happen, but now I can see it in the future. There are just so many people getting hammered. I love to have a few beers on the beach, but now there’s people stumbling around and just getting shit faced. I witnessed a guy making jungle juice, ingredients: a heavy pour of cheap vodka, one frozen juice concentrate, and three miller lights. Now that’s a recipe for disaster. It used to be a bunch of students having a good time, now it’s like a Woodstock for load asses. We met some people from Tennessee and from Ohio who had already gone to college and then just moved out to S.D. just for the good times. Plus, when everyone leaves, the beach is covered in trash. I spent 15 minutes or so walking around our general area trying to pick up. It’s just an example of how a good thing (drinking on the beach) can be exploited by a few people (people taking it too far, and coming solely to party) ruining it for everyone (especially me).

No, that’s not my arm, but I did give blood today. And, I didn’t give it away for free, but rather for $100.00 cash money. See, researchers will pay to get blood for their experiments, and it’s the easiest money to make. Fifteen minutes of work, once every six weeks, free juice, and sometimes a slight light headed feeling afterwards. No problem.







Sorry, the results are top secret. But if you want to get crazy and read my “published works”, have fun.