Why didn’t I take today off? I should have just stayed home. I mean, I’m tired and hung over, it’s St. Patrick’s Day, it’s a Friday, and there’s basketball on. I think at least half of America is hammered by now. On the way in to work today there was no traffic, because everyone else was smarter then me and took the damn day off. I was going 80 in the fast lane, and then this weird thought crossed my mind: “what would happen if I just smashed my car into the middle divider?”. Not that I’m suicidal or anything. It was just an odd thought. I thought about how many flips my car would take, what it would look like afterward, you know just imagining. I remember as a kid I had a great imagination and used it to entertain myself all day with thoughts of being a super hero, or a soldier, or who knows what. Now I’m using it to imagine a horrific crash, I wonder why. I guess I really should have stayed home. This wasn’t meant to bum anyone out, but…
… stay away from green beer. It goes in green and comes out green. That just can’t be good for you. Stick to Guiness and Irish whiskey, trust me.
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Thoughts from an educated binge drinking twenty something by the beach
8 comments:
Sometimes....when driving in a strange place. Or going somewhere spur of the moment, without telling anyone, I think what if I got in an accident and died? No one would know what I was doing there. It would be a big mystery surrounding my death. Would they call in Gil Grissom to solve the crime? Or they just go...eh?
I constantly think of spontaneously turning the wheel sharply when going 80mph. Making sure there isn't anyone around me of course, and wondering what exactly is stopping me from actually doing that? btw: I'm not suicidal either.
I know we were all friends for a reason.
I often think about killing others instead of myself
What exactly is a sfrink?
one time haig wanted everyone to shut up in the car and he threatened flipping a bitch in the 134 going 75 in 9pm friday night traffic. i thought "this is it."
tim you know you want to play bumper cars with real cars...
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